Slang used to take years to cross a country. Now it crosses platforms in days and continents in weeks.

The acceleration matters because slang is no longer just lexical. It is a real-time index of which subcultures are exporting taste, which ones are absorbing it, and which ones have stopped contributing entirely.

If you want to know what the next 18 months of Canadian culture sound like, listen to the comment sections, not the charts.